She’s acted social chair at Smith
and talent booker for the Mizz,
shown her celebrity collages at the Rickshaw Stop
and’s famous for constructing corrugated robots.
With an Architecture degree in her pocket
and little brother Danthrax at her back,
she’s sure to stop you in your tracks
with the way she rolls and rocks it.
Get used to her solid style and her halfie self-mockery,
twiddle your string of pearls, click your heels on three,
down a shot of whiskey, and be
welcome to The Margaretocracy.

Resume in rhyme brought to you by Aneesa Davenport